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help, i can’t stop laughing
I hear every single one of these in his voice.
these are too good
omg the salad one lmao
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Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
Why does’t this have more notes
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“I’M IN A BUCKET”
This is adding a ray of light in an otherwise extremely cloudy mood. Laughed so hard
I don’t normally reblog babies but…
i just couldn’t resist
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